13 Differences Between Women And Men
1. NAMES:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2. EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom [...]
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
Posted in Jokes, Uncategorized, tagged humor, mom, mother on June 5, 2008 | No Comments »
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3.My mother taught me : TIME TRAVEL .
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you [...]
Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush. :)
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Posted in Jokes, tagged bush, Jokes on February 24, 2008 | No Comments »
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name?
Bob
And what is your question, Bob?
I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you [...]
