Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush. :)
Archive for February 24th, 2008
joke1
Posted in Jokes, tagged bush, Jokes on February 24, 2008 | No Comments »
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name?
Bob
And what is your question, Bob?
I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you [...]
How bird-flu spreads
Posted in Health n Fitness, tagged bird flu on February 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Avian flu (bird flu)
Dr Trisha Macnair
Cases of bird flu in humans have been happening sporadically since the late 1990s. Currently, it does not pose a major threat as it cannot pass easily from one human to another. The risk is if the virus mutates and triggers a global flu pandemic.
As 2005 began, the deaths of [...]
Amazing
Posted in Politics, tagged soomro on February 24, 2008 | No Comments »
Soomro’s gift to himself: Live happily forever
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By Ansar AbbasiISLAMABAD: Caretaker Prime Minister Mohammedmian Soomro has awarded Senate Chairman Mohammedmian Soomro, and his family, a life-long gift of a tax-free, hassle-free, well protected high flying retired life with diplomatic passports and much more, costing the state millions of rupees.
And as an unavoidable consequence of [...]
Top story on “The News”
Posted in Pakistan, Politics, tagged ISI, Pakistan, polls, rigging on February 24, 2008 | No Comments »
The man, who rigged 2002 polls, spills the beans
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By Umar CheemaISLAMABAD: The main wheeler and dealer of the ISI during the 2002 elections, the then Maj-Gen Ehtesham Zamir, now retired, has come out of the closet and admitted his guilt of manipulating the 2002 elections, and has directly blamed Gen Musharraf for ordering [...]
